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wenn amn folgenden Artikel bei ragingbull liest,kommt man auf schlechte Gedanken:By: InvestigateIntl $$ Are you a charistmatic, greedy, scum-sucking bottom feeder who can just as easily screw over your own grandmother as a perfect stranger? Do lie detectors spontaneously combust when you’re in the room? Do you want to make a million bucks cunning, cheating and scamming gullible fools eager to make a quick score? Is a puddle of drool gathering at your feet at this very moment? If so, you are qualified for a career in investor relations or, in layman’s terms, stock promotion. I know what you’re thinking: The stock boom is over and we missed it. Well, you’re wrong. Sure, the dot-com craze has faded and tech stocks are taking a beating, but so what? There will be another bubble, another craze. And besides, there are more investors than there have ever been and they’re all motivated by one thing – avarice. There are still plenty of suckers out there, some greedier and dumber than others. It’s your job to find them.
There are a few things you need to know. A promoter must have an office and it has to be downtown because that’s where the action is and where you make your contacts. It’s also crucial for the sake of appearances, and appearances create the illusion of credibility. You’ll also need it once you’ve snagged your first deal, so get it set up right away.
You probably won’t have much capital at the start, so the best option is a packaged office. There are plenty downtown. For a monthly lump sum you’ll get an office, phone lines, furniture, a boardroom, a receptionist and various perks based on the space. Try to get the slickest space available, so when you lure suspicious investor types or potential contracts into your web they’ll be impressed, which means you’re already halfway to fleecing them. It’s also much easier to make a midnight move if all you have to do is grab your computers and run – and believe me it’s important to be mobile in this business. So now you’ve got an office, phones (at least four or five) a fax line, computers for your database and business cards. Don’t over-look the business cards, and get the best-looking ones money can buy. As I’ve already said, appearances are everything and that’s all you’ve got to offer. So what’s next? You’ve got to be able to talk the talk. You don’t have to be an expert. Just read some of the hot investor magazines and the newspaper business pages, and get up to speed on the high-tech and Internet worlds. Then go practise on your friends. If they get a glazed look in their eyes as you talk, you’ve got it down. If they get excited, put them at the top of your list and devour them like little bunnies once you’ve got a deal.
“Friends” are vital in this business, and you’ll need a lot of them. To begin making contacts, find the watering holes where your new buddies consume copious amounts of alcohol to deal with their stress and guilty consciences.
As I’ve already said and will say again, appearances are everything. Look sharp. Get an expensive and hip suit. And don’t wear a cheap pair of shoes. There’s no bigger giveaway than a guy in a great suit wearing a pair of shoes he bought at Wal-Mart. People will look at your feet – they’re not invisible so don’t be a lame ass. And make sure you have a cell phone. Get a good one.
You should also acquaint yourself with some lower-profile stock deals that have done well. Make sure they’re not locally based because when you start referring to them as past deals you’ve worked on, someone might trip you up. Even then you might get caught out but it’s unlikely. It’s important to have a track record, so make one up. If people think you’ve had some winners, they’re likely to do business with you. Remember it’s all about greed; no one’s going to do anything for you because you’ve got a great personality—though a healthy dose of charisma is essential.
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