Hi You, hope you are all fine? Here a little joke for the day!
> While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea > with the Queen. > > He asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She > says that it is to surround herself with intelligent > people. He asks how she knows if they're intelligent. > > "I do so by asking them the right questions," says the > Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate." > She phones Tony Blair and says, "Mr. Prime Minister. > Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, > and your father has a child, and this child is not > your brother or sister. Who is it?" > > Tony Blair responds ,"It's me, ma'am." > "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," says the > Queen. She hangs up and says, "Did you get that, Mr. > Bush?" > "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using > that!" > > Upon returning to Washington, he decides he'd better > put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations > Committee to the test. > He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, > "Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question > for me." > "Why, of course, sir. What's on your mind?" > "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a > child, and this child is not your brother or your > sister. Who is it?" > Helms hems and haws and finally asks, "Can I think > about it and get back to you?" Bush agrees, and Helms > leaves. > > He immediately calls a meeting of other senior > senators, and they puzzle over the question for > several hours, but nobody can come up with an answer. > > Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at > the State Department and explains his problem. "Now > look here Colin Powell, your mother has a child, and > your father has a child, and this child is not your > brother, or your sister. Who is it?" > > Powell answers immediately, "It's me, of course, you > dumb ass." > Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House > and exclaims, "I know the answer, sir! I know who it > is!It's Colin Powell!" > And Bush replies in disgust, "Wrong, you dumb > shit, It's Tony Blair!"
Nice Weekend! Ami
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